1、Funny QuestionsFunny Questions1. When can you go as fast as a racing car? Key: When Im in it.2. Where does afternoon come before morning in the world? Key: In the dictionary.3. Who is closer to you, your Mum or Dad? Key: Mum is closer, because Dad is farther (father).4.Whats the poorest bank in the
2、world? Key: The river bank. 5. What month do soldiers hate?Key: March. 6. What will you break once you say it?Key: Silence.7. What time is it when a man is chased by ten dogs? Key: Its ten after one.8. What king belongs to a student? Key: A ruler.9. What two words contain thousands of letters? / / W
3、hat two words have thousands of letters in them? Key: Post Office.10.Which four letters can you use to frighten a thief? Key: O I C U11. Why does time fly ? To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it. 12. Why did the girl put sweets under her pillow? She wanted to dream a sweet dream.
4、 13. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday,Thursday, Friday , can you ? The day before yesterday, today, yesterday, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow.14. What bee is good for your health?Vitamin B (维生素维生素B与与bee同音同音). 15.Which letter is the difference between here and the
5、re? Key: The letter t16.What letter is a part of the head?Key: The letter I (eye)17.What letter is neither I nor he? Key: The letter U (you)18.What letter is a large body of water? Key: The letter C (sea)19. What letter is a question?Key:Y (why)20. What is the end of everything?Key: g21. What is in
6、the middle of the world?Key: The letter “r”22. What part of New York is in Chicago?The letter “o”23.What is that from which you take the thing away and still have some left?key： Something. 24. Which looks taller, the car or the train?key： The car. Because the car is on the highway 25. What makes a r
7、oad broad? key： Letter “b” 26. What kind of animal will become larger when its head is cut? key： Fox (fox-ox). 27. What is always before you, yet you cant see it? key： future 28. What is smaller than a dogs mouth?key： Anything it eats. 29. Whats white when its dirty? Key: Blackboard. 30.What belongs
8、 only to you, and yet is used more by others than by yourself?Key : My name.31. What table has no legs?Key : Time-table.32. I have cities without houses, forests without trees, rivers without water. What am I? Key : Map.33. Which is the longest word in English?Key : smiles (Because there is a “mile”
9、 between the first and the last letter.) 34. What two letters mean “all right”? Key : Ok35. Why is the letter A like twelve oclock?Key :Because it is in the middle of the day. 36. How many letters are there in “English”? Key : Seven.37.What question can never be answered by “Yes”? Key : Are you asle
10、ep?38.Mr. Smith has five sons; each one has a sister. How many children does Mr. Smith have? Key : Six. 39.What weather do mice and rats fear? Key : When its raining cats and dogs. 40.Can you put three “6” together to make seven? Key : 6 6641.When is a ship at sea not on water? Key :When it is on fi
11、re. 42. Im not an airplane but I can fly in the sky. Im not a river but Im full of water. Key : Cloud. 43.What follows you all day and leaves you at night? Key : My shadow.44.Write The Number : Six thousand, six hundred and six dollars is written $6606.Now write eleven thousand, even hundred, eleven
12、 as fast as you can. Key : 12,111 45.Twice in a moment, once in a minute, never in an hour. What is it?Key : The letter “m”.46.Toms mother has 3 sons. The first is big Dog. The second is Dog Two. Whats the thirds name.Key : Tom.47. A hungry fox caught sight a chicken, but it didnt eat the chicken, w
13、hy? Key :Because the fox was in a cage. Or the chicken was a plastic one / toy.48. Why did a cat go into a room with four feet but came out with eight? Key:Because it caught a mouse. 49. A man fell off a plane, but he didnt die, why?Key:Because the plane didnt take off. 50. When a tadpole(蝌蚪蝌蚪) )has no tail, it becomes a frog. What does a monkey become if it has no tail? Key : It is still a monkey.
